Friday, March 28, 2008
Some dude who directed Saw's "Death Sentence"
ABOVE: "Taxi Driver 2: Taxi Driver-er."
Yeah, so these punks kill Kevin Bacon's kid and he goes out to single-handedly destroy the Gangs of New York or wherever the hell this was filmed, even though at the beginning of the movie he looks too timid to ask coffee from his secretary without suffering a panic attack. The message of the movie? Kids, violence doesn't solve anything...but it sure looks awesome when people get shot in the face in extreme close-ups!
Where have you gone, Charles Bronson? Did you take my suspense of disbelief with you?