Sayid Jarrah wishes to be your friend.
Sayid Jarrah: has done terrible things.
Sun Kwon: has started a garden on FarmVille.
Ben Linus: wants you to join his gang, The Others, on Mafia Wars.
Juliet: wants to split a coffee with @James Ford.
Juliet: is now listed as deceased.
James Ford: SON OF A BITCH!
John Locke: is now listed as deceased.
John Locke: is now listed as Smoke.
Claire Littleton has become Infected! Click here to avoid becoming infected too!
Hugo Reyes: Dude.
Hugo Reyes: suggests you become a fan of Dharma Initiative Ranch Dressing.
Jack Sheppard > Kate Austen: We have to go back!
Desmond Hume: 4 8 15 16 23 42
Desmond Hume: keeps using the wrong computer to update Facebook. Sorry.
Jacob and ______ have updated their relationship status to brothers.
Jacob and ______ are no longer listed as friends.
(All courtesy of my friend Jorge Montes, who should be doing "Lost" comedy for a living.)
3 comments:
This: yes!
I concur!
Re: Caroline and Ian
Me third! All the praise goes to my friend. We were talking and he went on this riff where he kept on coming with them on the spot and I was like: "Dude. Get your damned sitcom already."
He's one of the funniest writers I know. In FACT, I think he may be the funniest writer I personally know.
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