I kid myself I'm a grown-up. Then something like "X-Men: First Class" comes along and if you're unfortunate enough to watch it with me you'll be exposed to this kind of excited patter:
"Well, see, Mystique (Jennifer Lawrence)? And Azazel? That bad guy that looks like the Devil? They're Nightcrawler's parents! And hehehe, Moira McTaggart (Rose Byrne)? She's not REALLY with the CIA! She's a geneticist! Are they smoking crack? However, she was TOTALLY married to Xavier (James McAvoy)! But in the Ultimates continuity, so I'm not sure if they're going to pursue that. Oh, look it's the kid from 'Skins' playing Beast! And, ugh, January Jones as Emma Frost? I guess January Jones does sound like a super-heroine with the power to be really cold in bed. Oh, man, this is sooooo awesome! Magneto (Michael Fassbender) is going to Cuba! Hmmm, I'm not sure I truly believe in Banshee's flying system, it seems to me like he would have to be screaming a lot more consistently to bounce off his sonic waves. Alex Summers is actually Cyclops' older brother, it's odd that they don't really hint at it. Hmmm, HELLOOOO, everyone knows Xavier is crippled by Lucifer! This is NOT how it happens! Hey, Kevin Bacon as Sebastian Shaw? *snort snort* I guess now we can play Six Degrees with the Marvel Universe!"
Usually around that point someone just shoots me in the stomach hoping to cause a painful demise.
X-MEN TO THE X-TREME! BEST X-MEN MOVIE EVAH!
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Here's a cute picture of Rose Byrne because why not?
4 comments:
LOLLL i reviewed this too
LUV this film :) I want to watch it again soon
Did you see my post bot my photo in the school paperrr aghhhh finallyyy :p
<3
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Re: RHWAC
;-) I did! Are they going to take you on as official photographer?
Lol I forget to log out that account sometimes :P im the official photographer on the anti-cuts student group but not of the paper but ill have more photos in it soon with all the protesting thats going to be go on. I have to be out today at the save the classics, languages and computer science department protest on campus, should be good even the mayor of london is supporting us :D
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Re: Susuana
That's awesome! I haven't been in a protest since... never..? My college was just not the "protest" type. More like the "let's get our degrees and get out of here" type.
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